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21 Signs You Might Be A Basic Bitch

In case you haven't noticed, fall has arrived. Leaves are turning colors, it's getting cold outside and people are losing their shit about everything pumpkin. Because fall appears to be the basic bitch's favorite season, we thought we'd give you some symptoms to look out for. Without further ado, here are 21 signs you might be basic. 

1. You know what PSL stands for (Uhhh...Pumpkin Spice Latte...obvi)

2. Your vocabulary is full of adorb abbreviations: obvi, totes, probs, adorbs, presh, s'cute, amazeballs, pls, bae, kewl, omg, fave.

3. You dress exactly like Han Solo. 

4. You own a pair of Uggs...or two...or three.

5. Your most favorite season is fall. Because reasons.

6. The last emoji you sent someone was a heart. 

7. You worship Beyonce.

8. The only phone worth having is an iphone, because it takes great pictures of your pumpkin spice lattes. 

9. You wish that Taylor Swift and Adam Levine could have a baby.

10. You cannot twerk.

11. You also cannot rap. 

12. Horoscopes are your shit. OMG have you checked yours yet for today?

13. You truly believe leggings are pants.

14. You can recite the entire Mean Girls movie by heart.

15. You own the entire box set of F.R.I.E.N.D.S. 

16. You've done a juice cleanse and pretended to like it.

17. You own too many scented candles and your favorite place to buy them is Bath and Body Works. 

18. Your workouts include yoga and zumba. 

19. You love astrological signs and have a tattoo of yours on the back of your neck. 

20. Your most favorite dessert is froyo. The low-cal kind.

21. You watch Love Actually once every year. Each year it makes you cry.

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